Loid Forger really said “ah yes Yor is such a normal person” after she drop kicked multiple people on their first date and then ran after a mugger on their second
THEN he spends one evening with her overprotective drunk brother and immediately clocks him as a member of the secret police.
I feel like I’d ship Wyler more if the Wyler fandom was more unhinged and really leant into the toxicity ya know. Because you can ship whatever you want, it’s a fictional relationship but they both ended season 1 actively trying to kill each other and also it would be really funny if they continued to remain super toxic
So for example, here are some Wyler headcanons I believe the Wyler fandom should adopt (just a suggestion do what you want idc):
- Wednesday exclusively refers to Tyler as ‘bitch boy’ or ‘shit head’
- Wednesday once got Tyler arrested by pretending he had kidnap her in public because she was bored
- They’re that couple that has really loud, aggressive arguments during important gatherings of friends and family (weddings, birthdays, baby showers etc.) making everyone present really uncomfortable
- Tyler can’t swim so Wednesday decided to push him off a bridge, she watched him flail around for 20mins as he made his way ashore while desperately trying not to drown (he’s now a mildly better swimmer)
- Tyler gaslit Wednesday into believing she started sleep massacre-ing when really he’s been drugging her post-dinner espresso, carrying her into the woods, covering her in animal blood and then straight up just leaving her there
- Wednesday starts wearing Tyler’s clothes to commit crimes and then leaves them at the scene
- Tyler pretends to flinch when Wednesday makes sudden movements around him because he thinks it’s funny that no one doubts she would beat him despite the fact that he’s twice her size and a Hyde
- Wednesday lies to Tyler’s probation officer so that he gets sent back to prison because and I quote “he was annoying me”
- Wednesday threatened to break up with him if Tyler didn’t transform into the Hyde and let her entire family hunt him for sport
- Tyler’s Hyde ate her stalker in a jealous rage after he wouldn’t take no for an answer and Wednesday didn’t speak to him for a week because she wanted to be the one to kill him
- Despite all of this they both insist that Enid should break up with Ajax because he looked at her funny once and their baby angel deserves better
I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this
And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man
muscle tov
MUSCLE TOV IM SCREAMING
This was NOT how i planned to wish my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah but with that said I must share these additions to the post:
What the fuck did will do that was so bad besides marry HIS GIRLFRIEND??? The only legitimate reason ya’ll are hating on him is because you think JJ is bisexual. That’s fine, believe what you like. But telling people to k*ll themselves or calling people homophobic for not shipping something you do is so wrong.
JJ loves will and you can literally see it in the way she looks at him. If you don’t like it just skip the bits they are together and get off your high horse.
i have so many feelings about Garcia in this new season, she’s not returning to a job that she loves. But she is returning to her family and *doing* something that she loves. Bc her one true calling is helping people. That’s all she’s ever wanted to do. And sure maybe she’s had a couple bad arcs throughout the show but that has been one constant about her. Once she said she couldn’t do this job without Spencer, but really i think she can’t do what she does without her family around her reminding her that she does help. that she’s good at helping people. and she needs her family around her to remind her that she herself is good.
jj said it in the last episode of season 15, garcia is the glue that holds them together. garcia’s return is what whipped them all into shape. garcia is the glue of the BAU team
